Posted 18 minutes ago

My 'Shipping' Classifications

  1. Float: I guess I can see it happening.
  2. Paddle: I can see it, doesn't mean I care for it a whole lot.
  3. Row: It's cool.
  4. Boat: I like it, I just don't give it much thought.
  5. Ship: I like it and talk freely about it. Head canons will form.
  6. Cruise: I read fanfics of it and really like it, and I have a few pictures of it.
  7. Freight liner: I REALLY love this pairing okay. Just..let me be with my porn.
  8. Aircraft carrier: OTP rhgbjkrthg.
  9. The Titanic: /gross sobbing
Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

olululala:

Young David Tennant

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margaretems:


The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy #towelday

margaretems:

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy #towelday

Posted 4 hours ago
  1. (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
  2. Me: “So, what will it be?”
  3. Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
  4. (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
  5. Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
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Posted 8 hours ago

The Curse of Cornelius Sigan (S2E1)

Merlin’s jealousy was phenomenal. But ah, Arthur is such a stubborn idiot, he can’t talk about his feelings. Even his father was more emotional, showing his concern for his son and running to him when Arthur was injured and everything.

After the Doctor Who season 7 final it was quite funny to hear John Hurt as the Dragon.

And Gareth Keenan, your true identity is out! Your secret is discovered! Merlin should have fought you with some jelly and stealing your stapler.

Posted 12 hours ago

gunslingerannie:

christoph-waltzed:

Whomever decided to put the alphabet in maths can go to hell.

It actually goes all the way back to Diophantus of Alexandria in the 3rd century AD, if not earlier. His primary work was a series of books called Arithmetica which focussed on solving algebraic equations. In a 17thC edition of one of them, Pierre de Fermat offered his famous Last Theorem and his cheeky note that “I have a most wonderful proof but this margin is too small to contain it”.

Also, Diophantus may have committed suicide (based on a 5thC riddle claiming to be his epitaph), so if he had been a God-fearing man then he would have gone directly to hell.

The more you know!

(Source: winkingeye-alcoholsuggestion)

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baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues